Dorkisms

Errr... Hi.

If you're here, then I guess that I should say something about myself or this blog, but I'm not sure of what I can say that won't sound stupid or contrived. I'll give it a go nonetheless:

So, before I got into spewing verbal vomit all over my keyboard blogging, I did some freelance work for IGN.com and its defunct sister site, Green Pixels. Most recently I did some writing for GamingAngels.com, but I left fairly quickly. Currently, I'm back with IGN's Games Help channel, doing occasional wiki work. If you're a gamer then there's a chance that you could be familiar with some of my work! Maybe you needed a little bit of help with Final Fantasy Tactics Advance?

…No?

How about Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time? Because that game has hella extras.

Not so much?

Okay then... Here's some non work-related stuff:

I'm an extremely moody and eccentric water sign. I am married to a brilliant bloke by the name of Jeremy, who works in game design, and we made two lovely little girls (Midget and Munchkin) who simultaneously amaze and annoy the fuck out of me every single day. I'm a stay-at-home mom with social anxiety, which is why I created this space: I need an outlet -- somewhere to let off steam about shitty drivers and the shitty stunts my kids pull, or geek out about The Walking Dead and how funny The 40-Year Old Virgin is after a bazillion viewings. I am mildly obsessed with Portal and Resident Evil.

Oh. I swear -- a LOT. If you find any of the seven dirty words offensive, then you may want to proceed with caution.

Also, I think the word "doodie" is funny.