Saturday, March 5, 2016


Hi there.

I'm having a hard time writing this, not because it makes me sad or anything, but because the writer's block I've been experiencing for over a year is making it difficult to string anything together.

As much as it sucks, this space is pretty much dead. I have so many things I wish I could write about, like the time some idiot asked me if I sold "hot PlayStation 2s" when I worked as a manager at GameStop, or the time someone brought their dog to my house without permission, or ask the question of whether or not being personally invited to a wedding versus being someone's +1 is the same thing.

But I can't. Because the words just won't. fucking. come.

This isn't good-bye, though. I'll keep holding out hope that I'll get my writing mojo back someday (HA!), and when that day comes I hope to be able to update. But until then, there are plenty of archives to browse.

I'm still on Twitter, and I have fallen into the bottomless pit that is Tumblr, so find me there if you need a fix of the fuckery that I bring.